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Anonymous asked: Does it bother you that you look like a boy? A clean shaven boy.

Nice. Are you pleased with yourself now?

First of all, if I were a real boy (and I think you meant man, since boys can’t grow facial hair) I would have a beard out of my own personal preference.

Secondly, I’m aware of how androgynous I look, so you pointing it out wasn’t necessary. Besides, if you think I look “boyish” here, you should see me with short hair. I’ve been mistaken for and called “sir” in public before, the difference is that those people genuinely didn’t know.

Unlike you, who used it to try and “attack” me with it, fucking douche.